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Overview


ELAINE;
I ♥ God, Raffles Netball (Batch '11) and my friends to the max!

Screams
Sunday, April 15, 2007
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
i learnt smth today.

and that is,
NEVER
EVER
LEAVE
YOUR
WINDOWS
OPEN
AFTER
IT
RAINED.

especially if u live rite beside
an insects infested hill,
and the only thing that separated ur hse
and the hill,
is a narrow road.

hmph
was merrily typing away.
suddenly,
a long thing flew
to the bak of my monitor.
ignored it.
it flew upwards
stared at it.
tot it was a giant mosquito
LOOKED CLOSER
N SAW TT IT WAS A
(drum rollz pls) GRASSHOPPER! (thankyou)

i haf no fat idea
how it got into my room,
which was SEVEN stories high.
but wateva
i freaked out
and grabbed the tissue box and slammed it THREE times
before it died.
MUAHAHAHA

-continued typing satisfiedly-
suddenly, something
FLEW past my ear.
LOOKED UP
saw a spider-hse-fly-lyk-ant-bug,
which was metallic blue in colour.
i freaked out again.
believe it or not,
i grabbed the nearest thing i could fine-
a DICTIONARY,
and was about to fling at it,
when it suddenly flew to another spot,
RIGH ON TOP OF MY DEAR PRECIOUS FILES.

*flared up*
threw the dictionary at it.
and MUAHAHA

it went FLAT and was stuck on the wall
so i took a piece of tissue and wrapped it up and threw it away

sry. i noe those were v barbaric acts.
and not to mention disgusting
yucky
lame
idiotic
murdurous.

but guess wat.
i dun giv a dam!
haha sry i was being lame.

tmrw die liaoz. got sch.
whole morning would be math.
that will givs ms tay enuf time to scold us lyk siao
for doing badly for math.
danggggggg
sigh.

well. cross my fingers and hope to die.
*prays hopefully*

gtg. tata! (: