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ELAINE;
I ♥ God, Raffles Netball (Batch '11) and my friends to the max!

Screams
Thursday, December 20, 2007
o. hi again!
im bored, so i shall post a joke!
:D

ok. theres this person who has a passion for police dogs.
(don't ask me why)
so, he started saving up so that he can buy one.

-after months and months of saving-

one day, the man flips open the newspaper, and
saw one add that said:

SUPER POLICE DOG FOR SALE.
ONLY 400 BUCKS.
GUARANTEED SATISFACTION!
call 123456789 if interested.

ok.
so the man dug out all the $ in his piggy bank and counted.
1...
2...
3...
4...
.....400!!!
ok.
so he had enough money to buy the dog.
( i dont see whats so nice about a police dog but whateva)
he called up the owner and bought the dog.

2 days later, he heard a knock on his door.
er.
he opened the door
and
TADA!
he found this REALLY shaggy and weak dog standing on his doormat.
he was FURIOUS cuz he thought he was cheated. (anyone with brains would)
he called the owner and asked about the dog.
the owner said:

HEY! you know nothing! that's a plain-clothes police dog!