I HAVE BEEN PROVEN TO BE A BIG ADVENTUROUS PERSON ;D

when it finally hits says:
later i get myself into deep shit..

elaine says:
wy?

elaine says:
&why

elaine says:
*why

when it finally hits says:
anything with you is dangerous.

elaine says:
WHY!

elaine says:
i'm not accident prone. >:/

when it finally hits says:
.....i totally believe that i won't embarrass myself with you!!!

O: i feel accused, hahahahaha.
when it finally hits is Alethea (the one who always does embarrassing stuff, on her own accord man!)
Okay. So after training on monday, I may be going somewhere to collect a package and a signature ON MY ARM. Cool man. I feel like a retard ._.
HERE COMES A VERY VERY RETARDED CONVO(:

E: YO.
A: supppp(:
E: zooooom--ROCKET o:
E: nah i'm just bored.
A: HAHA you suck.
E: i don't. i blow. HAHA jokes.
A: go shoot yourself NOWWW.
A: LAME
E: no gun ): DID YOU KNOW
A: DID I KNOW
E: that scientists have proved that the moon is made up of marshmallows O:
A: OMG YES. my daddy was the scientist that proved it!
E: GOSH. I'D LIKE HIS SIGNATURE. Mann. this is so cool O:
A: haha sorry sorry. costs money.
E: I have money. Hurhur (emoticon)
A: how much ^^
E: I don't know. How much does it cost?
A: its going to cost more than 50000. depending on how large and where you want him to sign.
E: i have 100000.
E: ON MY FOREHEAD
A: OHHHH
that's going to cost alot more.
E: like how much ):
A: especially if you choose one of our novelty colours!!
E: oh what's your novelty colour?
what about my arm? is that cheaper
A: well. why not you choose first, and i'll tell you!
well. depends on how muscular your arm is you know.
muscles make it harder to sign.
E: uhh
nah.
My arm is all flabbish.
Does that make it cheaper?
A: Absolutely.
now choose a colour.
and pen thickness.
E: okay.
A: they come in small, medium and large.
E; thicker pen cheaper or thinner pen cheaper?
A: well. i can't comment. medium cheaper.
E: okay i want 0.28 mm.
THAT'S MEDIUM RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT.
yeah yeah okay.i want hot pink.
A: OHHHHHH.
that's a novelty colour.
okay.
E: oh damn!
A: so.......mmm
E: k is blue a novelty colour?
A: medium, novelty, flabby arm...
well. all colours are novelty colours except the skin colour one.
E: uhhh.
-.- okay. ( i just got owned ._.)
A: HAHA
E: can i punch you after i get my signature
YAY THANKS.
A: NO!
E: awwww):
A: but there's something!
E: whatO:
A: if you pay an extra 1000 you get a novelty signature pack
comes with real signed tshirt
stationery kit
and a little radio.
E: -.- in that case can i just buy the pacl :D
A: NOOO.
it's an ADD ON.
you have to buy a skin signature first.
E:that's very very bad.
OKAY.
So how much is it altogether?
A: well, do you want the pack?
E: but the pack is free!
oh wait it's not.
OKAY i want the pack.
A: OKAY(:
so its a wait...
1)medium thickness 2)hotpink 3) flabby arm.....4)add on novelty pack...
do you wait it to cover your entire arm or just a small section
E: nah
A: on your biceps
E: wait let me see
A: or on your triceps
E: i want a 2cm x 7.48cm one.
A: WHAT?
BICEPS OR TRICEPS?
lol
E: bicep on top or below? :/ (elaine fails science):
A: no idea.
top
it's slightly smaller
-10 min later-
E: er sorry. i went to measure the size of my flabs
A: WHAT
E: okay lah biceps!
A: hahaha
biceps more expensive
E: WHY EVERYTHING I CHOOSE IS MORE EXPENSIVE!!! >:\
A: no you see
biceps is the top
triceps is the bottom
so people
see the top first!
E: oh yeah.
A: therefore it's more expensive!
E: so that just means i'm a good picker :D
A: hahaha. okay.
so total
is...
exclusive of 7%GST and the pack..
100596
E: mhmm okay.
A: and cause you spent so much
we'll sell the pack for 50% off
500
so..... total is
E: -.- 50% off 100596 is not 500 -.-
A: 108172.72
50% off the novelty pack!!
E: oh.
RIGHT.
say so lah!
oh wait you did. -.-
A: hahahaha.
i'll scratch the 72cents k.
E: okay do i pay cash or credit card?
A: 108172
cash or nets
E: can i pay by hooks?
haha nets :D
A: NOT FUNNY!
E:hey but what if i pay already and i don't get my signature! ):
A: you may come back for either a)full refund b)demand signature
or you may bring us to court
E: mhmm okay. that's good.
so i'll pay by nets
[sends] 108172 [/sends]
A: okay. we will need you to provide your card number.
E: 8576584
A: and a specimen signature.
as well as a guarantor in case the money never comes.
E: I can be my own guarantor!
I just sent you the money):
A: NO.
NOT WORKING!!
E: This is a service center dudeee!
damn. er, wait.
OH I KNOW.
hold on.
i go to the bank.
A: this is online transaction.
E: i go online bank lah!!
A: hahah
-rushes off to draw money on paint -.-
E: k i'm done.
the service so lousy, so slow):
(elainer! sends C:\Documents and Settings\chickEnPIE\My Documents\My Pictures\MONEH.bmp)
A: haha
(Transfer of "MONEH.bmp" is complete.)
E: yay okay i paid.
A: sorry.. i think that's the wrong currency.
i do suggest you come down to one of our 26 service centres for further assistance.
E: it's the right currency lor! ):
A: not.
we need wakakai currency which is pure gold. OR singapore dollars. and only
wakakai currency can be transacted through the internet
E: oh.
A: so i guess you gotta come down (:
E: okay hold on hold on!
A: LOL.
E:you didn't tell me earlier that we need wakaikai ):
A: well. our agency is called
signature wakaikai agency..
E: I KNEW THAT.
TOTALLY.
-runs off to draw waikaikai gold bar-
(elainer! sends C:\Documents and Settings\chickEnPIE\My Documents\My Pictures\wakaikai gold bar.bmp)
E: okay that's the waikaikai gold bar
(Transfer of "wakaikai gold bar.bmp" is complete.)
A: omg it's freaking uglyyyy ( lol my bad XD)
E: sorry.
that's how the genuine waikaikai gold bar looks like.
A: NO!
E: not happy go complain to the waikaikai government!
A: i am native of waikaikai
LOL
and my best friend is the governor
E: you have been cheated all your life!
OR...
maybe you're just too poor to use the gold bar. that's why you don't know how it looks like O:
A: LOL.
everyone has at least 1 gold bar in waikaikai!
E: MINE'S THE SPECIAL GOLD BAR
only i have it.
A: not allowed!
E: allowed lah
your just jealous! hurhur(emoticon)
A: NO!
hahaha
i don't allow!
why not
you come down
to our service center!!!!!!
E: address?
A: well
we set up withint established institutions
based on our gps
you live nearest
to our hci branch.
E: uh huh.
A: behind the GO there's a door labelled SWA
so knock 3 times
and you'll be in.
E: er who do i approach?
A: well, whoever opens the door:D
most likely, it would be me.
E: hmm. okay. when?
A: anytime
our business hours are as follows:
monday to friday: 9-7
saturday- 8-12
sunday closed.
E: alright i think i'll go on monday
at 12.43pm
A: okay. will do (:
E: is there a special dress code for me so that you'll know it's me? O:
A: nope.
all you have to do is knock three times(:
E: and say
"open sesame"?
A: YES

haha. O: handful to read! i'm watching cheetah girls. o_O

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KL: hahah mom. ):
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Nick: haha see first when i'm not lazy O:
yeah right. i paid her like 20598234 bucks ._.
haha
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okay. i took me 1 hour to do cuz i was digressing):
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so, i think i understand.
your 'nothingness' ; so cold and unfeeling.

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